Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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