oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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