seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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