I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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