PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Randomize
