I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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