She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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