Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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