I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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