After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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