I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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