I can't watch pbs sober anymore
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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