Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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