so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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