I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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