Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Congratulations! We have a period
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