Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
