Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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