Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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