Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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