Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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