but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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