The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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