Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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