Whoa Z and x make the same sound
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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