Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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