At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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