we have pet lesbian snakes
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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