Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
The air was thick with penises
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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