lets start a swedish sibling band together
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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