real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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