the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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