in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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