Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
what day is it and did you see me today?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
This is the high leading the old right now
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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