I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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