I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Couch. On fire.
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