I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
