After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
My feet surprised me
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