32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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