eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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