oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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