i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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