Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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