He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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