i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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