i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
In America we eat man semen.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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