GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
So much Jack, so little girl.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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