New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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