sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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