there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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