awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
my being single is dangerous.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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