i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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